letsplayamurder | Third trial

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Third trial

That... should suffice, I believe. Enter the arena, your time of judgement has come.

[Short, terse. Typhon is wasting little time today, and it seems you shouldn't either.

Dark soldiers from veins in the earth flank your entrance to the area. Overhead, the clouds give a burst of lightning and a clap of thunder. Past the barrier, Typhon's rift is wrenched open by a giant fist, slowing growing... until Typhon's upper half is revealed.]

You have done well... once again, proving that you are beholden to these squalid natures the gods imprinted on you, in their own hubris!

[Typhon raises his fist... but it falls back.]

...Now, begin. Give the performance I'm sure your darling goddess would give. I will be watching.

[You have your evidence. He's waiting.]

[TRIAL START]

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...are you suggesting girl-you has implants?

What, no. Those are all natural!

[As natural as magic can be.]

Good for you.

[Actually does seem to be taking pride in that fact.

This is a murder trial yall]

Wait, are you mad girl you isn't attractive enough or mad you ARE cute as a girl.

Nah, 'cuz unlike you, I don't need those. I'm hot whether I'm a guy or a chick either way!

You're not hot as a guy.

[she's definitely the right one to judge this objectively]

[he nods slightly before stopping himself and looking away with a nonchalant whistle]

[Sticking his tongue out and blowing a raspberry. Haters gonna hate.]

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sweetsynergy - 2025-08-02 20:17 (UTC) - Expand

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yourheroine - 2025-08-02 20:18 (UTC) - Expand

cw: sexual reference

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catsgothistongue - 2025-08-02 20:20 (UTC) - Expand

i'm so sorry she's like this

sweetsynergy - 2025-08-02 20:27 (UTC) - Expand

Ranma is at least a C-cup.

Mhm!

[Hey he's not gonna correct her on an objective fact.]

[Aoi looks weirdly proud of herself for being able to pick up on that. She's still got it.]

My god, do they standardize things in the future?

[ What is HAPPENING ]

[ ask twilight she's been a human girl ]

[ girl i'm right here with you what does the sea have to do with ranma's big naturals ]

Chest sizes, yeah. Aoi's aren't that big though.

[NOBODY ASKED, AOI.]

IF I WERE AN ORGANIC WOMAN, MINE WOULD BE ENORMOUS.

[ Said as if it were the most natural thing in the world. ]

What.

[ JUST THE MOST.... UNIMPRESSED FLAT RESPONSE. ]

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eeeonetwothree - 2025-08-02 19:57 (UTC) - Expand

[Aoi stares at Omega for a while, considering it, before just saying:]

E-cup.

[ snow laughs and it's terrifying im so sorry ]

Don't worry about it, Saotome's personality bombs any advantage she might get from that.

But Aoi likes Ranma's personality?

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catsgothistongue - 2025-08-02 19:57 (UTC) - Expand

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sweetsynergy - 2025-08-02 19:59 (UTC) - Expand

[Excuse the fuck out of you bitch?]

I'll have you know, I've gotten a good mileage out of 'em. Guys give me free food all the time 'cuz of my good looks!

[this is what ai died for. for you all to talk about this.]