Week Three Meeting

[latinumsbetter]

[Welcome back to the Eatery. Perhaps the mood is more somber than it was during the last meeting in here, but once again there is food and (non-alcoholic) punch to go around. Quark, Wendy and Vanity occupy the head of the table, but there’s plenty of other seats for both those that helped set up and those that didn’t. Looks like it’s time to put your heads together again and hopefully sort some things out.

Once everyone’s seated and in attendance, Quark pushes to his feet.]

Alright, we’re all pretty tired after yesterday so I’m not going to draw this out. Let’s just get started. [and he motions at Vanity, before sitting back down]


((BIG OOC NAVIGATION))

|| MOTIVE (MURDER PREVENTION IDEAS) | INVEST RESULTS & INFO | ESCAPE ROUTE & WHEN TO USE IT | WORKING ON GOD POWERS (COMBAT TRAINING) | EMERGENCY SUPPLIES | GEN CHATTER ||

Comments

[latinumsbetter]

Yeah, well, that was before I heard about the premonition thing. So maybe you should start doing that again.

[eeeonetwothree]

AMMUNITION IS NOT ONE SIZE FITS ALL, QUARK. A BULLET FOR A MINIGUN DOES NOT FIT IN THE CHAMBER OF...WHAT INSIGNIFICANT PEASHOOTER DID YOU RECEIVE, AGAIN, ALEX?

[latinumsbetter]

I don't know anything about ammunition, which is why I said I didn't know if it would work or not. [ANNOYED]

[eeeonetwothree]

THAT IS WHY I AM EXPLAINING! [ Also annoyed! ]

[latinumsbetter]

Well, you don't have to sound so condscending about it!

[rockymountaindie]

[ Deadpan: ] It was a fucking hunting rifle.

[eeeonetwothree]

RIGHT. BASICALLY, A TOY.

[rockymountaindie]

It is definitely not a toy—

[eeeonetwothree]

REGARDLESS, BRING IT HERE AND I WILL SNAP IT IN TWO LIKE THE INFERIOR CARNIVAL PRIZE IT IS.

[rockymountaindie]

No no no, if we start gettin' cocky and breaking them willy-nilly- we don't know if any of them are booby-trapped or sabotaged. Breaking one in half could be just what we're not supposed to do. We gotta dismantle them, safely.

[sweetsynergy]

I could probably handle that, unless it's SUPER fucking archaic.

[rockymountaindie]

What's archaic for you?

[sweetsynergy]

Anything using gunpowder is pushing it but doable. If we're talking muskets I might be able to wing it, at least.

[rockymountaindie]

Okay, I don't think it's that old...so we should be good, at least with the one I've got.

[sweetsynergy]

Well, if you trust me enough with a deadly weapon-

[Just a little bitter there, for half a second. Maybe.]

-I can try taking it apart, make sure there's nothing explodey left in it. Maybe break a tiny piece, under controlled conditions.

[rockymountaindie]

I do-

[ He holds back an exasperated sigh. ]

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds...safe as we could make it.

[sweetsynergy]

Well, thanks for not assuming I'm a psycho killer, at least.

[pr-]

[progress, question mark]

[rockymountaindie]

[ He also barely keeps from rolling his eyes. ]

You're welcome, Vanity.